Live from Delaware, it’s Saturday Night! I, NAS204PSU, am here to bring you this Saturday Night Open Thread (aka SNOT).

This weeks’ 6 pack of questions is a choose-your-own-adventure. Based on your selection, you’ll have a slightly different adventure (and set of questions).

Bold font =adventure story and choices that decide your next question. Pick an option and go the next question .

Regular font=6pack questions for you to answer. copy these and answer them in your comment.

Don’t want to adventure? TLDR questions at very end to skip the adventure story.

*********Choose your own adventure*********
feel free to map your adventure in your comment Example: 1>2a>3b>4b>5c>6b

When you were a kid, what career/profession did you want/dream to be when you grew up?
Your work sent you to convention in Cleveland. With your free time, what is the first time touristy thing you do?
-Cleveland Art Museum: go to 2a;
-Cleveland zoo: Go to 2b;
-Rock and Roll Hall of Fame: go to 2c;

2a) What is one of your favorite works of art? While admiring “The Thinker” by Rodin, you see an incredibly attractive person who’s just your type, but they are wearing a Browns jersey.
Do you hit on them?
-Yes=>Go to 3a;
-No=>Go to 3b

2b) What’s your favorite zoo animal and why? You’re at the Cleveland zoo and a child falls into the gorilla enclosure. What do you do?
-Jump in to save the kid=> go to 3c
-Tell the attractive zoo keeper=> go to 3d

2c) Who’s your favorite rock band? At the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Which inductee exhibit do you visit first?
-Led Zeppelin, go to 3e
-Other, go to 3b

3a) If you had/have a spouse/long term significant other, how did you meet? The attractive fan laughs in your face, embarrassing you. Where do you go?
-Jump out the window=>go to 4a.
-Ignore them and continue the tour.=>Go to 3b.

3b) Have you ever won a raffle or random prize? As you exit the museum, a museum rep comes up and explains you’re the 1,000,000 visitor this year, winning tickets to the Steelers at Browns game tonight. Where do you pregame at?
-Dunham Tavern=>go to 4b
-a tailgate at the Stadium=>go to 4c

3c) Have you ever broken a bone? You prang your ankle on the landing and scream in pain before passing out. You startled the gorillas away so the child (and you) can be rescued. You wake up in the hospital with an ankle brace. The grateful parents give you a ticket to the Browns-Steeler game tonight. They also invite you to dinner before the game at their house.
What do you do for the pregame?
-Join them for dinner, go to 4d
-Tailgate at the stadium, go to 4c

3d) If you have a spouse/long term significant other, how did you meet?
The zoo keeper distracts the gorillas and their coworkers rescue the boy. In thanks, the zoo gives tickets to tonight’s Browns-Steelers game. What do you plan to do for a pregame?
-Invite the cute zoo keeper to the game=>4e
-Tailgate at the stadium=>go to 4c

3e) What’s a song that you’ve memorized the lyrics from listening to it so many times?
At the exhibit, you strike up a convo with another Zephead with a Steelers hat. Bonding over music and the B&G, they invite you to tour their music studio.
What do you do next?
Go with them to the studio=>go to 4f
Finish touring the museum, =>go to 3b

4a. Have you ever broken a bone? You fall out of the 2nd story and wake up in the hospital with an ankle brace . In exchange for agreeing not to sue , the museum gives you two tickets to the Browns-Steelers game. How do you plan to get around?
-crutches=> go to 5a
-muscle up and limp along.=> go to 5b

4b. Tell us a “took a wrong turn” story
The GPS takes you to a house looking building. It dawns on you that the Dunham Tavern is actually a museum, not a pub. What do you do now?
-Head to the stadium lot to tailgate => go to 5b
-Scalp the ticket and head to a real pub => go to 5c

4c. What’s a fun yard/tailgate game?
You join a massive steeler tailgate. It’s a crazy party with yard games, music, food etc. Theres two paint stations, which one do you go to?
-join the body painting=> go to 5b
-join the face painting=>go to 5d

4d. Do you have any awkward dinner party stories?
You join them for dinner, and the meal is full of awkward silences until the much older sibling joins and you two hit it off. At the end, they offer you to join their friends at the game. Do you join the sibling and friends at the game?
Yes=> go to 5b
No=>go to 5e

4e. What’s a song that you’ve memorized the lyrics from listening to it so many times?
You and the cute zookeeper hit it off, jamming to music. While changing the radio station you stop on a retro 90s hour. What weird 90s song is playing on the radio?
-Regret by New Order => go to 5a
–Always by Erasure => go to 5e
–Be My Lover by La Bouche go to 5f

4f. Do you play (or previously played) an instrument?
The studio is pretty cool, and Zedhead has extra tickets to tonight’s Steelers-browns game and offers you a choice of tickets. What do you pick?
-Fancy box seats go to 5e
– right behind the visitors sideline (aka Steelers sideline)=> go to 5a

5a) Tell us your favorite steeler jersey. You get a free upgrade to better seats within a handicap section. What jersey did you wear to the game?
-TJ Watt. Go to 6a.
-Mean Joe. Go to 6b
-Chris Boswell. Go to 6c

5b) Whats something you’ve had to overcome or endure to achieve a goal?
You join a group of Steeler fans getting body paint for a group message, what do you spell out?
-HERE WE GO! => go to 6c
-STEELERS!=> go to 6b
-FIRE TOMLIN! =>go to 6a

5c. What’s your go-to drink? You see couple Steelers fans scattered throughout the pub, where do you sit?
-at the bar in front of the TV=>go to 6c
-at a table by the front facing a large TV=> go to 6a
-way in the back by another TV=>go to 6b

5d. Do you have facial hair or a face piercing?
What do you get face painted?
-Steelers logo=>go to 6a
-Lombardy Trophy with VII on it=> go to 6c
-”AR8 4EVER”=> go to 6b

5e. What’s your favorite 90s sitcom?You go to a fancy box seats area. What Cleveland celebrity do you recognize in your section?
-Drew Carey =>go to 6b
-Trent Reznor =>go to 6c
-Halle Berry =>go to 6a

5f. How old were you when you got your first kiss?
You and the cute zookeeper end up on the jumbo tron Kiss-Cam.
Do you two kiss?
-Just a peck on the cheek=> go to 6b
-Heck yeah we do=> go to 6a
-Awkwardly try to hug , but end up high-fiving instead. => go to 6c
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6a. The Steelers win! What do you do when watching the Steelers to help ensure a win? Any tried and true superstitions?
6b. The Steelers lose! What do you do when the Steelers lose?
6c. The Steelers tie! Do you have a favorite tie/ pin /scarf/jewelry?

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How did your choose your own adventure story end?

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The Steelers won

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The Steelers lost

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The Steelers tied

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I didn’t bother doing this, but it sounds clever

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This was stupid/ too hard to follow, don’t quit your day job.

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1.When you were a kid, what career/profession did you want/dream to be when you grew up?

2. (answer any one of these)
What is one of your favorite works of art?
What’s your favorite zoo animal and why?
Who’s your favorite rock band?

3. (answer any one of these)
If you had/have a spouse/long term significant other, how did you meet?
Have you ever won a raffle or random prize?
Have you ever broken a bone?
What’s a song that you’ve memorized the lyrics from listening to it so many times?

4. answer any of these:
Have you ever broken a bone?
Tell us a “took a wrong turn” story
What’s a fun yard/tailgate game?
Do you have any awkward dinner party stories?
What’s a song that you’ve memorized the lyrics from listening to it so many times?
Do you play (or previously played) an instrument?

5. Pick any
Tell us your favorite steeler jersey.
Whats something you’ve had to overcome or endure to achieve a goal?
What’s your go-to drink?
Do you have facial hair or a face piercing?
What’s your favorite 90s sitcom?
How old were you when you got your first kiss?

6.
What do you do when watching the Steelers to help ensure a win? Any tried and true superstitions?
What do you do when the Steelers lose?
Do you have a favorite tie/ pin /scarf/jewelry?