Live from Delaware, it’s Saturday Night! I, NAS204PSU, am here to bring you this Saturday Night Open Thread (aka SNOT).
Reddit and weep, Steeler fans! If you’re familiar with Am I The A _ _ H _ _ _? (AITA) and Would I Be The A _ _ H _ _ _? (WIBTA) may I present to you : Would I Be The Jagoff? (WIBTJ). Steelers “posters” are asking for your judgement on their future plans. Decide for each OP (original poster) how you feel about his plan:
YTJ=You’re The Jagoff = the OP is terrible
NTJ=Not The Jagoff = the OP isn’t in the wrong
ESH=Everyone Sucks Here =everyone in the story is terrible
NJH=No Jagofffs Here = no one is in the wrong
This 6 pack of polls is here to get the conversation going is below, also let us know what you’re eating/drinking!
1st question:
Poll
My (72 owner) headcoach (52 male) is not winning playoff games. Would I (Art Rooney II) be the Jagoff to keep extending Mike if we have non-losing seasons but don’t win a playoff game in the next 3 years?
0%
You’re The Jagoff
(0 votes)
0%
Everyone Sucks Here
(0 votes)
0%
No Jagoffs Here
(0 votes)
0 votes total
Vote Now
2nd question:
Poll
I (48 GM) am signing free agent Keenan Allen (33WR). Would I (Omar Khan) be the jagoff to give him two year $30million with $10million guaranteed?
0%
You’re The Jagoff
(0 votes)
0%
Everyone Sucks Here
(0 votes)
0%
No Jagoffs Here
(0 votes)
0 votes total
Vote Now
3rd question:
Poll
My (52 headcoach) o-line coach (52tirefire) is still part of my coaching staff. Would I (Mike Tomlin) be the Jagoff for assuming the OL will get better by keeping Tire-fire Meyer as the OL coach?
0%
You’re The Jagoff
(0 votes)
0%
Everyone Sucks Here
(0 votes)
0%
No Jagoffs Here
(0 votes)
0 votes total
Vote Now
4th question:
Poll
I (24WR) have to play out the final year of my rookie deal in 2025. Would I (George Pickens) be the Jagoff to holdout for an WR1 level contract extension ($25-30 million per year)?
0%
You’re The Jagoff
(0 votes)
0%
Everyone Sucks Here
(0 votes)
0%
No Jagoffs Here
(0 votes)
0 votes total
Vote Now
5th question:
Poll
I (26QB) am a free agent. This past season, I was winning when I was benched for a much older player (36QB). Would I (Justin Fields) be the Jagoff to sign a cheap deal elsewhere?
0%
You’re The Jagoff
(0 votes)
0%
Everyone Sucks Here
(0 votes)
0%
No Jagoffs Here
(0 votes)
0 votes total
Vote Now
6th question:
Poll
I (26WR) previously used the Steelers to get a lucrative contract before getting injured. Would I (Brandon Aiyuk) be the Jagoff for bringing my injured Achilles and $30million AAV contract to Pittsburgh?
0%
You’re The Jagoff
(0 votes)
0%
Everyone Sucks Here
(0 votes)
0%
No Jagoffs Here
(0 votes)
0 votes total
Vote Now
Text of questions for comment reposting:
My (72 owner) headcoach (52 male) is not winning playoff games. Would I (Art Rooney II) be the Jagoff to keep extending Mike if we have non-losing seasons but don’t win a playoff game in the next 3 years?
I (48 GM) am signing free agent Keenan Allen (33WR). Would I (Omar Khan) be the jagoff to give him two year $30million with $10million guaranteed?
My (52 headcoach) o-line coach (52tirefire) is still part of my coaching staff. Would I (Mike Tomlin) be the Jagoff for assuming the OL will get better by keeping the coach constant?
I (24WR) have to play out the final year of my rookie deal in 2025. Would I (George Pickens) be the Jagoff to holdout for an WR1 level contract extension?
I (26QB) am a free agent. This past season, I was winning when I was benched for a much older player (36QB). Would I (Justin Fields) be the Jagoff to sign a cheap deal elsewhere?
I (26WR) previously used the Steelers to get a lucrative contract before getting injured. Would I (Brandon Aiyuk) be the Jagoff for bringing my injured Achilles and $30million AAV contract to Pittsburgh?
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