Saturday Night Open Thread Off-season Week 4: Would I Be The Jagoff?

Live from Delaware, it’s Saturday Night! I, NAS204PSU, am here to bring you this Saturday Night Open Thread (aka SNOT).

Reddit and weep, Steeler fans! If you’re familiar with Am I The A _ _ H _ _ _? (AITA) and Would I Be The A _ _ H _ _ _? (WIBTA) may I present to you : Would I Be The Jagoff? (WIBTJ). Steelers “posters” are asking for your judgement on their future plans. Decide for each OP (original poster) how you feel about his plan:

YTJ=You’re The Jagoff = the OP is terrible
NTJ=Not The Jagoff = the OP isn’t in the wrong
ESH=Everyone Sucks Here =everyone in the story is terrible
NJH=No Jagofffs Here = no one is in the wrong

This 6 pack of polls is here to get the conversation going is below, also let us know what you’re eating/drinking!
1st question:

Poll

My (72 owner) headcoach (52 male) is not winning playoff games. Would I (Art Rooney II) be the Jagoff to keep extending Mike if we have non-losing seasons but don’t win a playoff game in the next 3 years?

0%

You’re The Jagoff

(0 votes)

0%

Everyone Sucks Here

(0 votes)

0%

No Jagoffs Here

(0 votes)

0 votes total

Vote Now

2nd question:

Poll

I (48 GM) am signing free agent Keenan Allen (33WR). Would I (Omar Khan) be the jagoff to give him two year $30million with $10million guaranteed?

0%

You’re The Jagoff

(0 votes)

0%

Everyone Sucks Here

(0 votes)

0%

No Jagoffs Here

(0 votes)

0 votes total

Vote Now

3rd question:

Poll

My (52 headcoach) o-line coach (52tirefire) is still part of my coaching staff. Would I (Mike Tomlin) be the Jagoff for assuming the OL will get better by keeping Tire-fire Meyer as the OL coach?

0%

You’re The Jagoff

(0 votes)

0%

Everyone Sucks Here

(0 votes)

0%

No Jagoffs Here

(0 votes)

0 votes total

Vote Now

4th question:

Poll

I (24WR) have to play out the final year of my rookie deal in 2025. Would I (George Pickens) be the Jagoff to holdout for an WR1 level contract extension ($25-30 million per year)?

0%

You’re The Jagoff

(0 votes)

0%

Everyone Sucks Here

(0 votes)

0%

No Jagoffs Here

(0 votes)

0 votes total

Vote Now

5th question:

Poll

I (26QB) am a free agent. This past season, I was winning when I was benched for a much older player (36QB). Would I (Justin Fields) be the Jagoff to sign a cheap deal elsewhere?

0%

You’re The Jagoff

(0 votes)

0%

Everyone Sucks Here

(0 votes)

0%

No Jagoffs Here

(0 votes)

0 votes total

Vote Now

6th question:

Poll

I (26WR) previously used the Steelers to get a lucrative contract before getting injured. Would I (Brandon Aiyuk) be the Jagoff for bringing my injured Achilles and $30million AAV contract to Pittsburgh?

0%

You’re The Jagoff

(0 votes)

0%

Everyone Sucks Here

(0 votes)

0%

No Jagoffs Here

(0 votes)

0 votes total

Vote Now

Text of questions for comment reposting:

My (72 owner) headcoach (52 male) is not winning playoff games. Would I (Art Rooney II) be the Jagoff to keep extending Mike if we have non-losing seasons but don’t win a playoff game in the next 3 years?

I (48 GM) am signing free agent Keenan Allen (33WR). Would I (Omar Khan) be the jagoff to give him two year $30million with $10million guaranteed?

My (52 headcoach) o-line coach (52tirefire) is still part of my coaching staff. Would I (Mike Tomlin) be the Jagoff for assuming the OL will get better by keeping the coach constant?

I (24WR) have to play out the final year of my rookie deal in 2025. Would I (George Pickens) be the Jagoff to holdout for an WR1 level contract extension?

I (26QB) am a free agent. This past season, I was winning when I was benched for a much older player (36QB). Would I (Justin Fields) be the Jagoff to sign a cheap deal elsewhere?

I (26WR) previously used the Steelers to get a lucrative contract before getting injured. Would I (Brandon Aiyuk) be the Jagoff for bringing my injured Achilles and $30million AAV contract to Pittsburgh?


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